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peeta: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, TO BAKE SOME BUNS
katniss: HUH
haymitch: DID THEY SEND ME FIGHTERS, WHEN I ASKED FOR RUM?
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Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
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victoryjobs:
“I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye,” said Kanye to a mural of Kanye wearing an airbrushed Prada t-shirt of Kanye holding a photo of Kanye in front of Kanye’s mirror as a rocket ship full of Kanyes soared overhead.
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We were in greece, we danced, I was gay, and we...
barriga:
#I PROBABLY FATHERED YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER
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omg billy crystal is so funny
– no one (via isitscary)
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dujardins:
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plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
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